Hello chickens. Recently I did a few incredibly stupid things........Even for me, and now it's all come home to roost.

I had minimal points left on my license (due to speeding and parking fines) well today I blew it. Caught going 45 over. I had to lock up my car, leave it by the side of the road and get a cop car ride back to work, as I officially have no points left. Booooo! I have a court date in May and will most likely lose my license.

Last week, my ever retarded throat (too much dick cheese maybe?) started to spazz a bit. I suffer horrible Tonsillitis after suffering Glandular Fever (yeah the kissing disease, what a whore!) a few years ago,and they won't take said Tonsils out yet out because I'm a bit of a BLEEDER, and they want to wait and see what happens once the GF pisses off for good.Are you grossed out yet?

Well they flared up again after I failed to finish a course of anti-biotics, so now, I'm a feverish, shivering, shaking, mumbling, drooling, moaning mess. More so than usual.

I'm taking a small break over Easter to get my head together, and hopefully knock this Tonsillitis caper on the head.

Please miss me. I'll miss youuuuuuuuuu!

Happy Easter.

Oh P.S, anyone want to volunteer as my chauffer for the next year? Applicants via email, if you have no dick cheese I will pay you in blowjobs..................If my boyfriend lets me :P

Peace. Out.