This is my 400th post and nobody is more surprised about that than me. I started out just dribbling about my everyday shenanigans, and slowly people started to read me. That was so bizarre because although I knew publishing this shite on the web meant that obviously somebody outside my family and friends would read it, I never for one second believed that so many people would enjoy my fruity brand of crap and keep coming back for more!
What's wrong with you people? Clearly, you all need therapy. STAT.

Along the way I've encountered some amazing, talented, funny, thoughtful and insane people. I've also attracted a bunch of h8tors who like to go through every post with a fine tooth comb and pick me to pieces. Hi! I see you! Bite me bitches!
I've made some people laugh, and I've made others cringe, some people like me, and others wish I would drop off the face of the earth and it's all good, better that than indifference I reckon.
This is me. For better or worse.
If I've made you laugh, if I've pissed you off, if I made you smile even once, if I made you weep that such inane shit can even exist on the intarweb, then I'm happy and can walk away any time knowing that my little corner of crap got noticed at all.
Hooray for famewhores!!

To those that have inspired me and made me laugh over the last two years, thank you. To those that I've wanted to spit on or kick in the twat, thank you too. I hope you know which category you fit into :P Meeoowwww!!

On with the circlejerkery!
My blogroll is a snapshot of the people in the sphere that have affected me in some way, and made me keep coming back to visit again and again. They're people who I would love to shag or at the very least stick my tongue so far down their throat I could lick their intestines. FACT.

This is my salute to them.


P.S I lurk on many, many other blogs, and it doesn't mean I don't want to violate or feel you up inappropriately if you're not mentioned.

A Dying Star- Said it many times, Rach is the funniest Aussie chick I know. I first read her almost two years ago and she cracked me up sooo much I sent her an email asking why I couldn't comment on her blog and tell her how much I wanted to pash her! She's quirky, poetic, twisted and fucking gorgeous too.

Adrians Cablog- He's the daddy of Aussie blogging. I learnt so much from this man, and his talent is something to envy. He's writing a book you know, he's gonna be the most famous Aussie cabbie EVER!

Amanda's Journey- This girl is the type of chick I'd love to have as a friend. She is so genuine, so friendly, hella funny and entertaining too. I haven't read one bad thing about her. A real sweetheart.

Annie- I found this little spitfire through I Talk Too Much. She's only tiny but man does she pack a punch. She's opinionated, feisty, courageous, hilarious and thoroughly entertaining.

Antilogy- Hola for Sydney Chicks! This girl has intelligence to burn, yet she's not afraid to fall down drunk or wear her heart on her sleeve. I can't recall how I found her blog, but I'm glad I did.

Audrey And The Bad Apples- Oh how I want to pash this girl....or at least hold her hand. I adore everything about her, from the way she writes to the way she isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She's fucking fearless and strong and I admire her so very much. She's one cool beeyotch. FACT.

Australia Is Fun Too- I love the quirky sense of fun this girl has. Add the fact that she's just adorable and you have a fine package. She hasn't been writing much lately, life gets in the way like that, but I still pop in regularly to see what she's up to.

BeeryMumblings, My dear friend from Dubai. He's a daddy, an awesome cook, and he has a twisted sense of humour. His recipes are to die for and when I'm rich I'm flying over there just so he can cook for me. I love hearing about life on his side of the world and he puts a unique spin on it too.

Bemusings- I only found Eve about a year ago, but she reminds me of girlfriends I have and I love reading about her life and loves. She'd be a member of my SuperTard crew fo sho!

Bent My Wookie- This guy is my adopted little brother. I adore him! It's unbelievable to me that he is so young because the quality of his writing, the articulate way he expresses himself and his lough out loud humour is just amazing! I want to squish him so bad!!!

Bevis Blogged Himself- Mr Bevis. He's been around the Aussie sphere forever and was one of the first blogs I ever read. He endeared himself to me when he stuck up for me in a bitch fight I had waaaaaaaaay back when I first started blogging. You know when you feel like shit, just want to walk away and then someone is kind to you? It could be the most simple thing, but it melts you a little? well that's what he did for me. He's a daddy now, and I'm positive he's made for the role. There is not a bad bone in this guys body. Oh, and if you want to know ANYTHING about The Muppets, he's your man.

Bland Canyon, What is it with hot, funny, talented bloggers from Adelaide? This girl is the queen of snark. She makes me laugh so hard and always puts into words exactly what I'm thinking. I've never read one post that I didn't enjoy.

Blog This, Jenny is one of my latest blog crushes. Her humour is crazed and she never fails to put a quirky spin on any situation. She's gonna be huge in the blogging world. I bet ya!

Blonde Amazon, Linda is divine! She seems like the type of person who would do anything for a friend, and that's makes her a bit of alright in my book. She doesn't post as often as she should *smack* but I love her anyway.

Byron's Not A Turtle- A hot Aussie gay blogger! Ohhh babbyyy, he pushes my buttons! He's fucking hilarious and looks at the world through slightly nutty eyes. Hence, I adore him. Nuff said.

Captain Smack, I found this guy via Ubermouth and I'm so glad she pointed him out. He is a very talented storyteller, and you'll LOL for real! Rumour has it he looks just like Jebus. HOT!

Cazzie, She's like my bloggy mum! I doubt there is anyone more genuinely caring in the blogosphere. she always leaves positive comments and no matter what drama's are going on in her own life, she's always there with advice or just a comforting word for those that need it. I love her to death!

Chai, The worlds laziest blogger! He only posts about once a month but I think he's cute. Always entertaining, and often a little weird, but a good read none the less.

Cheaper Than A Happy Meal- Kelly is relatively new to blogging but already she's building up a solid following, mainly due to her witty commentary and snappy one liners. She's sharp, funny and a good writer. She's going places.

Cibby's Wandering Pocket- Firstly, dude is hot! Secondly, he has a funny spin to put on just about any situation. A Canadian in Sydney, I love reading his take on Sydney life.

Coyote Mike- Where to begin? This horndog has been a long time, loyal, reader of mine. He's always stood up for me when others are throwing shit, and he often leaves a comment that can make me smile just for the sheer cuteness of it. He's a talented writer and the original laydee's man ;) P.S he's single, girls, snap him up!

Croakers Corner, This guy can WRITE. It's not all sunshine and kittens in his world, but he writes so poetically you'll enjoy it anyway. He has his funny moments too, and some of the conversations he has with his female friends are just hysterical.

Dawei's House Of Debauchery- Another hot gay boy! If I could be the meat in a Dawei/Tom Gaylord sandwich, I'd die a happy woman. His sarcasm, biting wit and sharp humour make him a delight to read.

Death Wore A Feathered Mullet- I've been reading this nutjob for years. Nobody can twist an insult quite the way this guy can. His rants are piss funny and I love his take on life. He's one of the funniest American bloggers I've ever read.

Debbie Loves Fresh Air- She's my American sister from another mother, I'm sure we share the same father! No topic is taboo on this blog and I actually think she may have outdone me in the bodily function post section. Seriously funny and she has an amazing rack. What more could you want??

Delightful Jen- D'jen is more than just delightful, she's fucking wonderful. She's my adopted little sister and I just adore her. She's sweet, sincere, friendly, and damn gorgeous too boot. Her posts take a day and half to read but they're worth is. You really get a sense of who she is and her personality just leaps from the page. Love her!

Die Murane, This Zany dude is so left of center it's insane. I sometimes don't know what to make of his posts or his comments,but that's what I like about him.

Disappearing Boy, I'm a long time fan of DB. He's super intelligent, witty, funny and best of all- a hardcore Big Brother fan. :P I enjoy my banter and debate with him so much, he's great value.

Double Vision- Another little brother of mine, Corey is hysterical. The comments he leaves sometimes has me snort laughing like a dickhead! His own blog is so diverse you never know what you're gonna get on any given day. He needs more sleep and less Red Bull- That's my tip.

Dr Kenneth Noisewater- He's been on my blogroll for ages and he never ever disappoints. Reading him you get a real sense of who he is and what he's about. Yes, he's a bit insane, but that's what makes him one of my regular reads.

Drunken Chud, I LOVE this lunatic! He's the male version of me only his liver is way more damaged. I wish he'd post more often because he cracks my shit up with every entry. His comments are guaranteed laughs too.

El Padrino, This guy just became a daddy, and if his child ever reads his blog I think he'd deny being any relation! I'm kidding. Mr Padrino is sarcastic, hilarious and always amusing.

Enny Penny, Love this chick! There isn't much she doesn't blog about, and I get a sense that she's someone I'd love to hang out with. She's so laid back and easy going, she's the type of girl you'd go see if you had a problem, no matter how big or small. She's a doll.

Estrella, Another new addition to my blogroll. What drew me to her was her honest, no bullshit type of writing, and I look forward to getting to know her better.

Fallen Scorpion, The coolest daddy of them all! I've been reading him for ages and feel like I really know him well. He's such a sweetheart, yet I know I could get fall down drunk with him and laugh my head off at the same time. He's a genuine SNAG with a few rough edges, but that's what makes him so adorable.

General Boy, One of my many blog crushes ;) I just love him to death. He isn't blogging as much as he used to, but when he does it's always an entertaining read.

Giggles- Long time bloggy mate and soul sister. We could be related! I loved reading her thoughts on her everyday life and dramas. She's thoughtful, intelligent and very funny too. She has a shoe fetish that would even rival mine and she's a fashionista of the highest order ;)

Girl Dates London- She's so brave! She's putting herself out there in the dating world and giving it a good shake. I love hearing about life in London and catching up on all her shenanigans.

Girl. Blog. Etc- I adore this girl! I've been reading her forever, and never tire of her take on life or the crazed things she gets up to. She can take the most mundane event and make it the funniest thing you've read all day. I'd love to get on the piss with her.

Greg Knows Everything- Another long time bloggy mate. He's such a genuine nice guy and dedicated blogger, and I love shit stirring him via the comments section of his blog ;)

Helen's First Language- This girl is talented. She writes and she paints with absolute passion. She's only new to my blogroll but I was drawn to her creative flair.

Highriser, Andrew is adorable. I'd love to be his neighbour just to piss him off and end up on his blog ;) I enjoy reading his posts about life in Melbourne, and his take on all things from pop culture to politics.

Honeysmack, Her eyes make me horny. Nuff said really. lolzz, she's been a blogger forever and been through quite a bit in the sphere. Thankfully she came out the other side and has a very popular and entertaining blog.

Huniii- Where to begin? Huniii passed away recently but I won't remove her from my blogroll. A small piece of her lives on via her blog, and I like to go back there every once and a while for a small dose of her. She was the most amazing woman. There aren't enough superlatives to describe her or what she meant to so many. She's very sadly missed.

IFLYG- Another of my favourite daddy bloggers. His devotion to his wife and family is amazing and I just love seeing that and knowing that guys like him do exist out there.

Itelli- My Greek boy! :P He's a bit unusual at times, has a slightly slanted view of the world, but he always makes me either laugh, or think....sometimes both at the same time.

Jac- She reminds me of so many of my friends, I'd love to get on the juice with her. She's so funny and a little nuts, but always good value.

Jali's House- Another one of my American sista's! I haven't visited her as often as I'd like, but when I do, I know she's going to have something funny and entertaining to share. Get well soon chicka.

Jays whisky and a .45- I know Jay, you changed your blog name but I'm lazy! This guy is a real sweetheart. Every time he senses I'm a little down or a bit off in my posts he's the first to email me to see if I'm ok. He's so gorgeous, and girls, he's single ;)

Jezzy- I have to credit this hottie with renewing my enthusiasm for blogging. I'd had a blog before but threw it in after a few months. I knew her from a forum I had been on, and we kinda had a history that wasn't so nice. Yes people, fighting on teh intarwebs is a baaaaaaad look. Anyway, I didn't think too highly of her until someone gave me a link to her blog. I read the whole lot, and suddenly I saw her in a whole new light. She was real to me in a way that had never come across via the forum. I felt like I knew her and more than that i actually LIKED her.
With that, I gave blogging another shot. So, Jezzy, this mess here is all YOUR fault. :P
I love this woman. I'm in awe of her courage and strength, intelligence and humility and the love she shares with her husband is truly inspirational. Thank you for showing me the power of blogging xx

Fuck my blogroll is LONG!

Jim Paints The Sky- I can't express how much I adore this man. For many reasons that I can't post here for fear of "outing" him, he's been my strength and had my back many a time. His humour is unparalleled, and he never fails to make me squeal with delight. Apart from that he is one hell of a talented artist, and if you have any taste at all you will visit his blog and find out how to buy one of his pictures. Do it!!!!

Jo- Another new addition to the roll. I added her because I love her conversational tone on her blog and the fact that her personality and humour shine through in every post.

Jobelicious- He's my boy yo! One of the few "Never to be released" from my roll. Our relationship is so bizarre and one I can't quite put into words. I love Jobe and I love the man behind Jobe. He's a rare talent and one yet to be discovered. I'm just waiting for that day so I can say "I knew him when". He's four shades of freaky with a huge dollop of wrong, but his heart is big and no matter how hard he puts on the 'gangsta' front, he's just a big softie!! Pash ME,JOBE!!!

Jules- I can't get enough of this woman! She's so very funny, witty and downright insane that I want to be just like her when I grow up. I love reading her and seeing her take on life. No subject is taboo and she cracks me up every time. Guaranteed laugh-a-thon!

Kav's Blog- I love me a dose of Oirish humour and this guy cracks me UP! There is something almost childlike in his posts and you are guaranteed a laugh and a giggle with every entry. He's another good guy, an awesome husband and father, giving hope to females everywhere ;)

Keshi- This girl is an Aussie Bloggy Superstar! You think I get a lot of comments? Go check her out. She could post two words on her page and get over a hundred. There is something so endearing, so honest, and just plain sweet about this girl that draws everybody in. She writes with her heart on her sleeve and has a huge heart. She's also HOT!! :P

Kiki Is So Modest- I love how passionate this guy is. He writes with conviction and isn't afraid to stand up for what he believes in. He's also sarcastic, caustic and fucking funny....oh yeah, and he's hot too. :P I've seen pics!

Killer Rabbit- I adore this chick. There is nothing NOT to like about her and her blog reflects that. Funny, witty, smart and sassy.

Lad Litter- He's relatively new to blogging but he quickly became one of my regular reads for his honest, entertaining and often funny posts.

Lets Get Drunk And Blog- One of my favourite American bloggers, how he's not a superstar is beyond me. He's hysterical in a totally wrong way and has many, many posts that should be published as articles. He has perfected the art of the verbal bitch slap, and it's funny as!

Lori- One of the first people to ever comment on my blog, I adore her. Her writing gives you a clear snapshot of her life and is always entertaining to read. She's witty, sarcastic and very, very sharp. I'd love to get legless with her ;)

Mels Wet Socks- Another blogroll newbie, I was attracted to her writing because the things she says reminded me of myself. I thought, hooray another tard ;) I like her.

Melbourne Stories- Mez, ohhh Mez, the ultimate girl crush. I am so in love with her mind, I wanna crawl on in there and hump her brain!! She is just divine! The way she thinks, the eloquent way she expresses herself, how she can take any topic, put her own spin on it and change your mind in the process, is just amazing. As a person she has integrity, strength of character, a biting wit and a wicked sense of fun. I urge everyone to visit her blog. After the first post you'll want her to be your best friend. I know I did.xx

Mellisa, This nutty beeyotch cracks me up! She's one of the coolest mums around and has an awesome ability to find the humour in any situation. She's cool. I like.

Memphis Steve- My American husband. I love it when he gets his rant on, nobody can match him for it, and nobody can do so in quite the funny, insane way he can. He's a smooth laydee's man who could charm the knickers off anyone! Fact! He's a laugh a minute and you won't be dissapointed if you visit him.

MissE- Another sweetheart of the blogosphere. She's been on my roll for ages and it's because of her honest, insightful and enjoyable posts. I love the chick.

Mist1- From the very first post I read, I fell in lust with this wench. She is without a doubt one of the funniest bloggers ever. She has a rare talent for storytelling and you never know which way the post is going to go. If you don't have a belly laugh over on her blog, you have no sense of humour and should see a doctor immediately.

Mooiness- One of the most popular Aussie blogs and for very good reason. He writes about everything and anything and always puts his own unique twist on the topic. He'll make you laugh and make you think. I think he's awesome.

Natalie's Mirror- Another Sydney chick! Hola! Sassy and sulty, sexy and mischeivious, that's our Nat. She's super stylin' and living the quintessential single, Sydney life. A fashionista with a flair for shenanigans, she's cool and hot in equal measures. I wanna pash her! :P

Original Mel- She's traipsing off around the world but still managing to blog for her diehard fans, of which I am one. She has a razor sharp wit and never fails to make me laugh. Another one I'd love to get drunk with.

Peter DeWolf, I adore this man. He is too talented for mere blogging, because his posts can take you on a ride with more twists and turns than a ruptured colon. Aside from that he's one of the few remaining "good guys". A gentleman with a sexy aura. He's single and he's hot!!

Phishez- I'm a long time fan of dear Phishy as not many people write with such raw honesty and passion the way she does. Her humour is dry but her erotic stories will make you MOIST! Lol, she's an amazing woman who also happens to have a wonderous rack! w00t!

Plethora- This guy is a real sweetie. I sometimes suspect he's secretly horrified by what he reads here but he never fails to leave a positive comment. He's very funny and I love the conversations he has with his co-workers.

Poody- One of my girls, 'yo! Apart fromt the posts where she dresses her dogs up (lolzzz) I always find humour and entertainment in her posts. She can tell a great story and her biting wit keeps me coming back for more.

Practically Perfect- Another new addition to my blogroll, I love the way this girl writes. It's so fresh and different. I look forward to getting to know her better.

Puss In boots- I admire this woman so much. She knows what she wants and refuses to settle for anything less. She's so strong, smart and damn right sassy that I'd kill to be even half the person she is. She's a stylin fashionista with a passion for the finer things in life. She rocks. Nuff said.

Rach- Had a girlie crush on her forever. Her quirky sense of fun is what attracts me and keeps me reading her. She can find humour in any situation and I always have a laugh when I visit her.

Red Letter Days- This girl is smokin hot! The tone of her blog is sexy and sulty, no matter what she's writing about. Sometimes very dark, but always well written, she's a delight to read.

Revolving Credit- Is soooo funny! He can whip out a comment that will have you rolling on the floor. I never know what I'm gonna get when I click on his blog and that's exactly what keeps me coming back.

Rolliguns All- What to say about Rolli.............He's just delicious! His quirky storytelling will draw you in and keep you reading to the very last line. Funny, intelligent, super hot with a deep, beautiful soul, this man is the whole package. For real!! To read him is to see a small glimpse of an intriguing, mysterious, man. Oh la laaaaaaa!!

Rowena- Oh how I adore her! I want to wrap her up in big, soft blankie, take her home and look after her forever. She's just beautiful both in looks and personality, she's one of those people you could tell your deepest, darkest secrets too and know she'd take it to the grave. Her blog is just a pleasure to read and even when the topics aren't sunshine and kittens, she voices her feelings in such a way that everyone goes, " Yeah, me too" and instantly relates. She's like a luminous glow on a dull day. Just delectable!!

Russell's Window- Russ, where are you??? This man is adorable and funny as fuck. He has the insane ability to make me want to take my knickers off and make him a cup of cocoa at the same time. His slightly skewed view of the world is what makes him unique and a pleasure to read. Yes, he's certifiable, but his descent into insanity is fun to watch.

Scum Department- What attracted me to this blog was the honest, bare boned way the author writes. There is something vulnerable yet at the same time strong about this guy, that draws the reader in and makes me want to know more. There are also flashes of humour and fun that make me wonder where he's headed next.

Secrets and Lies- This blog is like a daily freak fest. Trudling Grunt finds the most bizarre and insane news of the day and puts his own hilarious spin on it. Personallity plus is Mr Grunt. The type of guy you'd love to play a few games of pool with and share a few drinks.

Sez Shares- Sydney girl!! w00t!! She makes me laugh and reminds me of some of my closest friends. I like her a lot.

Shelly's Ballad- I love Shelly. I'm constantly in awe of the way she handles her life and still can find the humour in any situation. She's kick arse, and someone I'd want beside me in the trenches. Simply delicious!

Spazzymoto's Revenge- You have to read this chick. I don't think any desccription I give will do her justice. She's off the richter and takes self depreciation to a whole new level. Her daily life is one bizzare challenge after another, she's funny as hell.

Spew It All- I like looking at things through this guy's eyes and always come away from his blog thinking a little differently. He's also very funny and intelligent in equal measures and one of my fave regulars.

Stephanie- Another steph! The beauty of blogging is peeking in on other people's lives, and Stephanie is someone I love spying on. She's a genuine soul with a heart of gold, and entertaining too.

Striving For Ordinary- If I had a top ten, Michelle would be right up there. I admire her so very much, respect and adore her. Firstly, the way she writes.........she should do so for a living. Secondly, she's a role model for women facing adversity everywhere. She's faced so much in the last year or so and has come out the other side stronger, smarter and fearless. I want to be her when I grow up. xx

Sublimation- Girl crush! w00t!! God how I love subby. If there is anyone cooler than her, I'd like to meet them. Subby is hilarious, she's genuine, she's super smart and so very creative. She has talent oozing from her pores! That could be messy though subs, better get a stop put on that ;) One of the very first blogs I ever read and fell in love with, she's like bloggy glitterati, well for me anyway. xx

Surfercam- This guy is very funny. I never know what he's going to come out with next, but I know I'll have fun finding out.

Ten Postage Stamps- Marika has a blog that I lurked on for ages before I added to my roll. She's so funny, bubbly and entertaining, her blog is a pleasure to read.

The Daily magnet- If ever I need to know whats going on in the world, I head over here. It's funny that someone who can leave such cutting, funny comments on my blog, can also write so proffesionally about serious events on their own. I really enjoy reading this blog.

The Dogs Name- Oh Mr Jones, where to begin!! Indy has his own little harem happening on his blog and it's easy to see why. He's charming, intelligent, witty and he writes straight from the heart. He reveals so much about himself in such an endearingly raw way, that it's easy to lose yourself in his blog. Girls, you will fall in lust. Boys, you will want to be him ;)

The Event Horizon- I adore Winter. She's only new to my roll, but I added her because I enjoyed every one of her posts. She's also bursting with personality, she's smart, fun and a real sweetheart.

The Good Fruit Boy- Hot gay boy!! I love his quirky sense of fun and the glimpse of theatre life I get when I visit his blog. He's a bit of a smartarse, but in an uber cute way ;)

The Halfhearted Hack- What a talent. I have not read one post of Redcap's that I didn't enjoy. She has a certain style, humour and sense of fun that I just adore, and when she gets her rant on? Step aside, there ain't nobody better.

The Little Things- This woman is an inspiration. She writes with a flair that lots of bloggers would envy and even though she has suffered more than most in her lifetime, she posts about it in such a way that it's almost beautiful to read. She's just amazing and I admire her so very much.

The Man At The Pub- Love this guy. He's only new to my roll but I enjoy reading him and seeing his take on any given situation.

The Stormin Mormon- I like dropping in on his life every other day and seeing what he's up to. He's a cool guy and one I'd be friends with for sure if we lived in the same hemisphere ;)

The Whine Guide- I adore and revere Mr Fingers. I bitch slap him at every oppertunity and he does the same to me, so it's a very satisfying yet disfunctional relationship. His cutting wit is so sharp you could grate cheese on it! Scary at times, but always funny, he makes me do the ugly snortlaugh combination.

Thursday's Child- This girl makes me laugh. I love reading her blog and seeing what she's up to, and she has a tasty rack. Sweet!!

Tom Gaylord- I wish I were a gay man just so I could shag him! He's so hot, funny and totally nuts, he's simply adorable. His blog is NWS, but a laugh a minute, and even though I often read it through my fingers, I'm always entertained.

Twenty Major- THE funniest blogger in Ireland. I love this guy to death because I'm guaranteed a hearty laugh at every post. Even when he's having a crack at politicians and trying to be serious, he still cracks me up. I want to go to Ireland and rodger him senseless!

Uncle Mike- Gentlemen are rare in the sphere, but Uncle Mike is definatley one. He's a sweetheart and an IT geek to boot! He's so cute.

Unintentional Obfuscation- WJ is hilarious. You just have to see the comments he leaves around the place and his sparring sessions with Fingers to realise that. He's sweet, intelligent and one of the few remaining "good guys" of the world. He's top drawer!

UniqueStephen- Another hot daddy blogger! I love seeing the pics he takes of his adorable family and reading about the interactions he has with his kids. He's a top bloke and a good sort too ;)

Wamderlust, Girl crush! Hola! She is just gorgeous and she has a brain as well. Her travel blog and her personal blog will both leave you thoroughly entertained. I love her much.

Wankery With Rhiannon- Another one of my nutty, quirky, Aussie blog chicks. I love her moxie and the way she tells it like it is.

World. Oyster. Stage- Another one of the first blogs I ever read. Melbourne girl is hella cool and an excellent writer. She's classy, witty and just divine! I heart her much.

Zenfro Pro- This guy is swoonworthy. Not only is he smart and writes beautifully, he's an awesome story teller and freaking HOT too.

Papa- No link for him cos it's a private blog, but this guy is a walking paradox. On the one hand his wit is just razor sharp and he can cut you down with only two words, but on the other, his blog is dedicated to his daughter, and he is so genuine, loving and endearing. Some days I want to hit him, most times I just want to hug him.

Ubermouth- I don't know where she's blogging these days, or even if she is, but she really should be. This woman is so funny and smart and has so much to offer. A relatively newbie to the sphere she caused a major ruckus and then disappeared! Come back Uber! We need someone with your balls around the place. :P

There are many, many others who's blogs I read and i'd love to link to you all, but this has already taken me four hours over three days to do!! I have a cramp dammit!!

Just know that I appreciate each and every comment left here, and am still amazed that anybody reads this crap. Thank you so much for making this whole blogging trip so much fun.