Haven't been stalking any blogs of late, just haven't been up for it to really. I'm flat out keeping up with all my faves let alone searching for new blogs to add to my addiction, so with that in mind I'll send a shout out to one of the funniest Americans in Blogsville, formerly Viva LasVegASS, Death Wore A Feathered Mullet is snortlaugh funny. I love this guy, his catty, razor sharp, sarcastic humour never fails to turn me into one of those dicks you see laughing at their computer screen. Read him, blogroll him, stalk him. You'll thank me for it.


*Firstly, I'm feeling so much better now and want to thank all of you who have emailed me or dropped by this blog just to see how I'm doing. I'm still in a bit of pain with my collarbone and ribs, but I seem to be healing nicely. I'm even able to dress myself now! Sadly, that also means I'm able to go back to work. Boooo!
I'm actually looking forward to it. There is only so much porn you can watch and frankly, I'm bored out of my fucking mind!
In other related news, I didn't lose my license but was slapped with a hefty fine and lost a few points. Unfortunately being charged with negligent driving seems to make some people (my employers) think I'm a fucked driver and the bastards won't give me another car. How rude!!!
I'm not super keen about driving anytime soon anyway, so I guess it's more adventures on public transport for me. W00t. Blog fodder.

*You know, It's a very sad occurrence when one starts to tell the time by what is showing on the TV. That's all I'm saying about that.

*If you're in Oz you would have been subjected to the horrific anti-smoking commercials currently tarnishing our screens. Now I know acting standards are generally lacking in commercials, but by Christ the actors (and I use that term lightly) in these ads are just abominable. A very serious message is getting lost in the cringeworthy performances of these retards.

You know. It's also a sad occurrence when one starts to judge the acting merits of people in commercials.
Lets move on.

*Speaking of bad actors, two of my friends saw Paris Hilton not once, not twice but FOUR fucking times while she was in Sydney recently. I'm sooo cut about this. I'm dying to meet her and ask her to star in a YouTube production with me. Can you see it? You know she'd be up for it. A line of coke, a few drinks and she's anybodies. Fact.

*So did we all have a fantastically dreadful new years eve? Good. Glad I wasn't the only one.
I didn't stay in Port Macquarie as planned. My evil friends lured me back with promises of alcohol and cute boys. They didn't bloody well deliver.
I went to two parties and just before midnight, I lost the will to live. Sorry Kylie and Voula but it's TRUE! We need to find some new people to hang with, seriously.
I have a theory that crushing groups of people all crowded together seem to lose collective IQ points. Have you noticed that?
Crowds make people DUMBER. They turn into drooling, blank faced, dead eyed, shuffling freaks.
Why hasn't a scientific study been commissioned on this phenomenon? I think I'll put it on my TO DO list.
This NYE I'm going to hire a bunch of chick flicks and drink myself into a coma.
Hooray for that idea.

*All this inactivity has made me somewhat of a grumpy, irritable, whiny bitch........In case you hadn't noticed. The day this cast comes off I am going to run such amuck, the likes of which have never been seen in this country.
That's a promise. You have been warned.