Sorry I haven't been reading many blogs this week. I've had an absolutely shitfull time the last few days and am knackered beyond belief. I hope to catch up over the weekend.
Anyhoo, I ran into an ex this morning. We had one of those moments when you have much to say, and need to say it, but neither the time nor inclination to do so. It was fleeting yet awkward because I haven't spoken to him in quite some time. We had been seeing each other for about eight months and even contemplated moving in together at one point, but it all went to hell, and I thought it was mostly my relationship fucktardary that had killed it.
It didn't end well. We're not friends and his last words to me were, "Go fuck yourself". Haaaa!

Let me tell you about the last time I heard about him.
Early this year I bumped into his best friend in a supermarket carpark. After the standard hello, how are you's, the exchange went something like this.

M- So how do you feel about R moving in with ( insert guys name here)?
Me- *shrug* Should I care?
M- Weren't you shocked?
Me- *Bemused* No.
M- I guess you already knew then.
Me- Knew what?
M- About him and 'Guy'.

Let me stop there for a second. My life is FULL of these types of conversations. I don't catch on quick, things seem to go over my head because I'm fucking THICK!! You have to spell it out mofo's!

M- They're together as in "together".
HINT, HINT! I'm surprised he didn't wink and make cock sucking gestures.
Me- Ohhhhhh!
The penny finally drops.

M- He came out officially about three weeks ago. Who would have thought it? I'm his best mate and I didn't have any idea he was gay, did you?

Well did I?
Hrmm, lets see. He loved to dance and was great at it. He was a good cook, neat and tidy, he owned more skin care products than me, he loved to shop, and oh yeah, there was that one time at a dance party that he pashed another guy!!!
Hellooooooooo! Someone buy me a clue. STAT.
Hahahaha! What do you know. Maybe my relationship fucktardary wasn't to blame for our breakup after all.

Me- Yeah, I kinda had an idea.
M- What do you think?

What I SAY is, " Oh, good on him, whatever makes him happy" etc, etc.
But what DO I think?

Can you guess?

A) Christ! I'm the anti-pussy. My vadge is so wrong it turned a straight man gay!
B) Woe is me! What a crushing blow to my femininity.
C) What a prick! Our whole relationship was a sham.
or
D) Cool! I wonder if he'll let me watch him get it on with his boyfriend!
Hehehehehe!

Have a good weekend everyone. Me and my vadge full of wrongness are going to have a nice stiff vodka and lime.
cheers!