Would you believe I was bitten by a dog as I walked home from work? Well I was, by a yappy, little, rat looking bastard of a thing. I was minding my own business, daydreaming, as I am want to do, and I saw this old lady walking her mutt. I paid them no attention, kept walking. Next thing you know the little ratdog has jumped up and bitten me on the hand. He didn't break the skin but Jaysus it hurt. I was stunned. And you know I'm not often lost for words, well I just stood there, mouth gaping open and then...................I cried. I know, I know, that is such a lame, girlie thing to do. But I think I was shocked more than anything and it has been a long,shitful week. Still, I was horrified at myself.

The dog lady scurried off and I went home to nurse my wound. Lol, tragic. Fucking tragic.

Anyway, guess what? Last night I had a wet dream. Bet you blokes thought you had the monopoly on that didn't ya? Well, you're WRONG. I cant even remember who the person was that was pleasuring me so expertly in my dream, but DAMN! It was HAWT! The bummer part was though, just as I felt like I would actually orgasm. I woke up. GAHHH!! No worries, I thought I'd finish myself off, and I did start....But then I sorta......Fell asleep. How sad is that!But I've actually fallen asleep in the middle of sex before. Must of been a crap root, and I think I was fairly trashed at the time.

Speaking of sex and sleep. When I lived with Tash, she would keep me awake for hours due to her noisy sex sessions with her boyfriend. Our neighbor's upstairs would actually bang on their floor in protest at the grunting, groaning, bed creaking, girl screaming shenanigans going on in our flat.

Whenever I would pass our neighbor's on the stairs I would blush so hard. I really, really wanted to tell them that it wasn't me making all that noise, but I never knew how to bring it up.

I wish I could do one night stands. I feel very toey*. Alas, I need some kind of actual attachment to enjoy sex. Sucks to be me.

Have a great weekend peeps.

* Toey, Aussie speak for horny ;)